Chronicles Of Me

Sunday, October 29, 2006

My mum wouldn't buy the book ''the god delusion'' at Kinokuniya today.

and i wouldnt part with 34 bucks even if there was a 20% storewide discount, which there was.

I dont believe there is a god,

but i do believe in the purpose of believing that there is a god.

I believe in science.

i shall create a new religion.

YES

i will call it THE BLACK PARADE.

These will be the new TEN commandments
1.We abstain for all kinds of mushrooms/fungus
2.everyone must have a different shoe for each day of the week.
3.We believe in the words of Friedrich Nietzsche, one of our saints.
4.you still honour your mother and father.
5.Every sunday night we have coffee at siglap.
6.When we speak in tongues by putting our fingers in our cheeks and make a ''POCK'' sound
7.We shall not talk about fight club (i HAD to add that in)
8.On sunny days when the sky is blue and there are no traffic jams everywhere we indulge in mass interracial orgies later in the night. There will be a bat signal in the sky.
9.As a sign of peace we spit on each other's faces. The more phlegm the more love.
10.One life to live, do what you want. (yea if only)

i know some of them might not be real ''commandments'' hahaha, i am just bored .
PEACE to everyone!! pui!!!

BLASPHEMY!


argh, fill me up with a new obsession SOMEONE PLEASE.

Anyway moving on,i bought another book instead, ''investment genius of Warren Buffet & George Soros''

laughs out loud

mama ~ My chemical romance
lovefool ~ the cardigans

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